There is something very funny about people acting shocked that the final day might decide a Champions League place for sixth when the whole season has been building to this kind of nonsense anyway. Bournemouth and Brighton are just the names in the frame, but the real story is that the Premier League keeps turning into a giant lever for everyone else in Europe and then we all pretend it is normal, Sporting fans are right to be annoyed, the English lot are right to take the piss, and the rest of us are stuck watching the spreadsheet football circus unfold again and again and again and it never gets less stupid