On paper this should be simple enough, a club agrees a fee, a player decides whether he wants the move, and everyone moves on. Instead we get this endless circus where one side is supposedly ready, the other side is supposedly not, and the only thing that seems guaranteed is that the player will end up exactly where he wanted all along or nowhere near the rumoured club at all. It is exhausting because the same cycle repeats every window and the fans get dragged through it like idiots, refreshing for updates, arguing over reliability, pretending this one is different, and then it all collapses into another laughable headline and everyone acts like it was obvious from the start. Honestly I am sick of it, just announce deals when they are done and spare us the theatre because this constant drip feed of maybes and noes is proper bollocks