I was in the pub the other night and one of the lads was saying he would take Salah on a free anywhere in the world and another bloke was arguing that the only thing that matters is whether the player still has legs left and honestly that felt like the most football conversation ever because by the end of it everyone was just naming random clubs and laughing about who would bottle the wages and who would actually make it work and now I am sat here looking at this list thinking the same thing all over again