Honestly this is why I never fully trust the whole narrative machine around football because one week a team is supposedly dead, the next week they are somehow promoted and everyone is pretending they had the script all along, and then you get the xG crowd acting like they have been personally attacked, and the owner will be out there grinning like a genius, and the manager gets turned into a legend overnight, and the fans are losing their minds while every neutral is either laughing or pretending to be above it, but the real point is that Hull found a way and Middlesbrough did not and that is what matters, all the noise about lawyers and spreadsheets and pub quizzes is just the extra layer of madness that makes this whole thing feel like football has completely lost the plot in the best possible way because nobody can ever just win normally anymore