I was in the pub when this came up on someone’s phone and the whole table just stopped because nobody could tell if it was real or some fake headline someone had made up for a laugh and then we realised it was Infantino and suddenly everyone started laughing in that disbelieving way where you know the world has gone a bit wrong because football people at the top keep acting like normal standards do not apply to them and I remember saying out loud that if someone had pitched me a children’s tournament with Disneyland ceremonies and a war opener after a couple of pints I would have told them to get out of the pub and yet here we are with it being an actual story and that is what gets you because the line between satire and reality is basically gone now