Mbappé’s 6 minute hat trick and the “Only Salah” record

never touching hat trick bets, odds look sexy then you watch nights like this knowing you picked the wrong game again, pure pain.
 
That blue France kit does look clean though, helps when you are smashing a six minute hat trick in it, feels like pure marketing for the brand.
 
feel for that ball boy who asked for the shirt and got nothing, imagine watching that performance up close and going home empty handed 😂
 
Every time he scores in bursts like that it really does sound like a robot booting up, crowd noise changes, defenders back off, whole stadium feels different 😅
 
You could see Olympiacos had never dealt with that much space on their own ground, Madrid kept finding gaps and once Mbappe smelled blood it was finished.
 
Field looked massive on the broadcast, so much room for those diagonal runs, no wonder the score ran away from them in that second half.
 
A Mbappe header in a hat trick just makes the whole stat line look like career mode, right foot, left foot, header, the AI really went crazy there.
 
Still wild that one random comment turned this into an Ochoa thread for a bit, world cup merchants have proper aura.
 
my Celtic mates still bring up that seven one at Ibrox like it was yesterday, Salah and that team live rent free in their heads and Rangers fans at the same time.
 
flair checks out is right, when you see a Madrid fan hyping that Olympiacos game you just know the timeline of those goals is about to be recited 😅
 
only mo started this whole weird stat obsession, now every time someone scores quickly the first reaction is to check where it sits next to Salah on the list.
 
That Rangers match really was a beautiful second half of football, even neutrals loved it, this Mbappe show felt similar in that everything just clicked for one side.
 
Cannot lie, seeing people mention that Mane hat trick was almost ten years ago hurt my soul, feels like a couple seasons back.
 
bro i did not need to remember that whole decade just went by like that, my betting slip history from those years was already haunting enough 😂
 
time flies when you are watching these monsters, one moment Mane and Lewa are breaking records, next moment Mbappe and Salah are rewriting them again.
 
Fans have tiny memory in general, one quiet month at Madrid and suddenly Mbappe was a failure, then he scores three in six minutes and they act like they never said it.
 
There is that quote that you are only as good as your last game, feels spot on in football, nobody waits to see a full season any more.
 
You even see it in the odds, a bad week from a star and his price drifts like he forgot how to play, then a big Champions League night and everything snaps back instantly.
 
From a tactics side he clearly makes Madrid more dangerous, even if the first months were clunky, once runs and passes sync up defenders have no real answer.
 
People who posted that he makes Madrid worse probably wish they could delete those threads, internet never forgets when a guy keeps scoring like this.
 
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