He is doing that thing again where he sounds reasonable for about ten seconds and then it gets sharper and sharper until it feels like he is trying to win an argument nobody else is even having, and that is why people still tune in because he can make a simple transfer conversation feel like a referendum on the club and the player and the whole culture around it, and honestly if Rodri did hesitate then fair enough because not every lad is going to leap at the first big offer, but Mourinho clearly wanted a yes or no and anything else was dead to him and now here we are talking about the quote instead of the football which is exactly what he wanted and it is both brilliant and annoying at the same time and i cant even pretend otherwise