Had a mate who swore blind he nearly signed for a non league side because the gaffer took him to the nicest pub in town and kept talking about ambition and a new era and he was halfway sold until he saw the dressing room was basically a portacabin with one broken radiator and I swear this story reminds me of that because football clubs can be absolute masters of theatre, they know exactly which bit to show you and which bit to hide, and if youre young or just trying to make a move you can get caught up in it so easily, the funny thing is everyone acts like they would never fall for it but if someone took you to a gorgeous stadium and told you you were ten minutes from Old Trafford youd probably nod along too, thats just how it works, and then later you sit there thinking how did I not see it coming