If you strip away the jokes, the worrying part is how extreme the gap appears to be. A forward can absolutely be deployed in a way that limits defensive work, but when the number is this stark it invites a bigger conversation about pressing, team balance, and whether the system has to compensate too much elsewhere. Still, I cannot lie, it is also hilarious and I am completely caught in the middle of laughing and thinking this is actually a bit mad and now everyone is acting like the man from LigaPro is a myth and I am losing it