I was in the pub when someone put this on the screen and the whole table just went silent for a second then everyone started arguing at once like it was the end of the world, one lad said he would retire if his club sold their best striker to Saudi, another lad said take the money and run, and I just sat there thinking this is exactly why football nights are ridiculous because one rumour can turn a quiet pint into a full on debate about loyalty, wealth, ambition and whether anyone actually means what they say when they sing about players staying forever, absolutely mental scene and nobody had even checked if the story was real yet