I remember being in a pub years ago when the smoke from a distant fire made the place look like somebody had put orange film over the windows and everyone was pretending it was a normal summer evening while coughing into their pints and complaining about the weather, and this feels exactly like that but on a massive stage with cameras everywhere and suits acting like they can just power through it because the event has already been sold. The thing is once the air gets that bad people do not care about your scheduling and your branding and your grand plans, they care about breathing and getting home and not feeling like theyve got sand in their lungs, and now the whole football world is talking about weather apps and contingency plans like its a pub argument at 11pm